On Friday I am going to France to see this man, who hopefully will not be too enganged in internet activities while I’m there.
We will probably not go to a Costa, where I will order popcorn and he will order coffee. He will probably not try to sneakily steal some of my popcorn and accidentally get one in his nice chocolate star.
We will probably not find his coffee is swearing at him as a response to the degrading popcorn incident.
But we might eat at KFC, depending on if they have one in Nantes. Yea that’s right, I like popcorn chicken. And despite his sad looking face he does like KFC too.